Everyone loves a good spoof – and that’s what the eagle-eyed among us might have spotted around town:

Yup, the Best of Manchester Awards posters have been re-imagined as ‘Best of Manchester Notions’ – click above for a larger version, and check out the ninja symbol top right in particular.

The (official) organisers love it and are appealing for the designer to come forward. They’ll get their space within the BoMA exhibitions. Alternatively, anyone who helps out with some detective work will get a couple of tickets to the awards night. Email marketing at urbis dot org dot uk.

Despite its plentiful supply of restaurants, Didsbury Village is noticeably short of good, independent drinking establishments – especially ones where you feel equally safe order a coffee as you do asking for a pint. I was in The Art of Tea on Barlow Moor Road on Saturday and, when I’d finished being distracted by the halloumi salad, spotted details of a regular event that’s launching there tonight:

Gesampt is a new night bringing together all things creative and offers people an opportunity to exhibit their work for one night only in a Salon style – this could be anything from paintings to objects and videos to soundtracks.

Gesampt will also be showcasing acoustic and folk musicians that are either traditional or experimental in style.

Offering acoutic entertainment this evening will be Luffy the Acoustic Man, Clare Helen, Callum Plowright and Dan and Lee from No Drones for Leopold, while Cygnus and WEAR will be providing ‘experimental electronic shenanigans’. The event kicks off at 7.30pm and runs until about 11.30pm. Visit the Salon Gesampt blog for more information about future events.

One new thing and one old to tell you about today…

The former is An Apathetical Reader, which is ‘a creative community site that hopes to give a voice to the vast numbers of unsupported, disillusioned young people in the city and question why individuals feel apathy towards their own work’. It’ll achieve this through local news, national political comment, features of Manchester, music journalism and artist’s profiles.

The latter is The Chapel on the edge of Platt Fields in Rusholme/Fallowfield. This building, which dates back to 1790, was used as a meeting place for Manchester Amateur Photographic Society (itself founded in 1885) and the Russell Leite Theatre School until it was purchased a couple of years back.

Now, however, it’s being run by the same ambitious group of ex-students who launched Platt Fields’ Mad Ferret festival last year and who took over the (now closed) Ram & Shackle pub. Their aims, according to a post on Indymedia.org.uk, are  to provide an autonomous space for performing arts, learning, access to the arts and local campaigners. I’m hearing lots of grand ideas coming out of this unusual building, so best of luck to them.

And the link between these two? AAR will be holding an open meeting at The Chapel this coming Wednesday from 7pm. If you fancy getting involved, email Alice or join the AAR Facebook group.

GreenRoom on Whitworth Street West celebrated its 25th anniversary last year, raising awareness – like we didn’t know already – of its importance to Manchester’s arts scene.

It seems that their current Instant Win scheme is going well (next chance is 27 February), and though you can’t quite make £500 in 60 seconds, GreenRoom’s latest appeal demonstrates that they’re continuing to develop fresh ideas – and just about beating minimum wage…

Sometimes… Co is a Manchester-based dedicated, evolutionary, 20-strong, multi-disciplinary art collective, focusing on next generation artworks specialising in new media installation, sound and performance. In its six year history the group have hosted numerous art platforms, exhibitions and live shows promoting fine arts, new music, installation, performance and film.

Sometimes… Co and greenroom need 30 artists to be part of their latest journey and site-specific piece in late February and March. Allow Sometimes… Co to pay you for your time: they will buy you out of work, college, shopping, sleeping (whatever it is you do) for £1 for every 10 minutes they spend with you and ask you to take them on a journey within Manchester. Wherever YOU want to go, wherever is important to YOU, wherever YOU love, wherever YOU go every day. Wherever. Sometimes… will document your journey and create a piece of work that will appear among all the other journeys in an exhibition at greenroom from 6 March for three weeks.

The deadline for this project is 20 February and you’ll need to be able to make it to GreenRoom between 11am and 2pm on 23 February. Email them to register your interest.

It’s a busy week here at Mancubist towers so here’s a quick mid-week, mid-November round-up…

The biggest event this week is surely the re-opening yesterday of the Manchester Christmas Markets. The largest one, in Albert Square, is open daily, 10am until 9pm, right through to 22 December. For more information, including opening times for the other four – in St Ann’s Square and on Exchange Street, New Cathedral Street and Brazennose Street (here’s a map) – check out the council website.

Inside the town hall, meanwhile, the two-day NOISE Festival – Creative Futures event is currently taking place to promote careers in creative industries. Today’s schedule (10am-6pm) features portfolio reviews, one-to-ones, careers advice and a busking corner, plus an unsigned showcase and panel, and a seminar on art direction by Amelia’s Magazine. Warp Films and Badly Drawn Boy, who played last night, are among this year’s big-name curators.

Elsewhere, there are plenty of great gigs again this week: tonight, the Faint play at Academy 3, supported by an interesting Polar Bear-related band, the Invisible (’the Invisible Band’ would be a better name…). Or Parenthetical Girls are playing across the road at the small but perfectly formed Kro Bar. And on Friday, Four Tet’s Keiran Hebden returns with drummer Steve Reid.

Salford Film Festival is also in full flow at the moment – great to see it back after last year’s near-cancellation. It runs until 23 November at venues including Salford Arts Theatre, the Lowry, Islington MIll and the Theatre Organ Heritage Centre. Check out the day-by-day guide here.

Oh, and the Spinningfields Ice Rink opens tomorrow, Thursday 20 November, and for the first week it’s just £5 for all skaters.